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 NEWSLETTER June 2008

Next Run - 3.00pm SUNDAY 6th July: The legendary annual CANADA DAY Run courtesy of Yakkity Yak and Geo Naive will start at Tunks Park Cammeray, see link below:

Run fee will be $10.00 including run, drinks and tucker.

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Hash Paraphernalia bargains: Sports Singlet and Winter NBH3 T-shirt both $30 and Rare Xmas Run T-shirt $10 and Running Shark bum bag $10.  See Hash Cash next run...

88th Run Summary - Sun 4.00pm 1st June Winnererreny Bay, Mona Vale: Good crowd of 27 hashers for a rain splattered afternoon, and the skies cleared for Himaloafer's first hare run. Some highlights:

 

First coast to coast run, at least for NBH3 and well set too for a virgin

Fine food courtesy of All Fours and CrackerJack - many thanks guys

Wonderful meander along deserted wind swept Bungan Beach

At least three groups - runners and walkers plus variations on shortcutting

No one got mowed down crossing Pittwater Road the first time, where no traffic lights

Sue & Mother were falling all over each other on the run - something about love birds??

Rain started once run finished so close knit huddled under park awning with various torches making do

Missing key committee - no Hash Cash, Steward, Scribes but Inky took the cash and Breathless the charges

Singapore Sling was lucky not to have to take off his brand new shoes - RA was sympathetic

Which Doctor scared everyone with his pyjama pants and announced his recent marriage - well done

THOSE PRESENT WERE: Abi, All Fours, Bad Habit, Breathless, CentrePoint, CrackerJack, Crumpet, Donga, Himaloafer, Inky, Intersexual, Just Johnnie, Legless, Mistletoe, Mother, Next Week, Quiet Achiever, Robin Hood, Shanks, Siberia, Singapore Sling, Storm Water, Which Doctor

Visitors: Hand Job, Maid Marion, Scud, Susie

 

Down Downs:-

Himaloafer Fine virgin coast to caost run with vaired terrain and delightful Bungan Beach ramble

All Fours & CrackerJack Fine dining

Sue & Mother Love birds falling over each other on the run

Singapore Sling New shoes

Which Doctor Got hitched and ran in his pyjamas

Visitors Scud, Maid Marion, Hand Job & Susie

Late again Robin Hood

Shanks Holler for a marshall - great point person skills, active non checking

Dreadfully late Mother

New Hash Committee (hardly new, just bigger) mysteriously appointed as follows:  

Grand Master         Kaffir

Assistant GM & Hash Beer Crum

Hash Steward       Calici Virus

Assistant Steward       Breathless

Religious Advisor       Inky

On Sec       Donga

Hash Scribe       Yakkity Yak

Assistant Scribe       Geo Naïve      

Hash Cash Stiff One

Hash Barmaid       Siberia

Assistant Barmaid       Stormwater

Hash Music       Next Week

Assistant Music Penile Dementia

Hash Flash       All Fours

Hash Fork       Seaman

BAPTISMS: No third time runners but Abi is up next!!

Running Shark Hash Prayer (uttered before the Down Downs)

    Our lager,
     Which comes from Heaven 
     Hallowed be thy aim.

     Thy will be drunk,
     In the Down Downs, and also in the tavern.

     Give us this day our foamy head,
     And forgive us all our spillages,
     As we forgive those who spill against us.

     And lead us not into deprivation,
     But deliver us from hangovers.

     For thine is the ale,
     the bitter and the lager.

     Forever and ever
     On On

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